Chicago Bears - mostly because I've never really had a good experience in this specific city.
Minnesota Vikings - despite being the most beautiful city in North America, the team's owner was reportedly pro-AMK and, therefore, anti-STL.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - two words: Manchester United.
Chargers and Raiders - because it would be hypocritical of me to pull for a team to move to LA as a tenant of "Art Modell" Kroenke. Chargers have first option, and I fully expect them to take it. Raiders, whether it's to LA if the Chargers pass or elsewhere, will move out of Oakland. No more nomadic teams for me.
