Before we start with the picks, here's the fair use stuff used in today's episode:
- three chants that are anti-Man United, anti-Chelsea, and anti-Tottenham
- "Juve Storia de un Grande Amore," the official song of Juventus
- "You'll Never Walk Alone" by Gerry and the Pacemakers, in recognition of Liverpool
- "Lyudi Invalidy" by t.A.T.u. - a Russian group but we use it to talk about a Ukranian team (to demonstrate how similar the two countries' languages are)
- "Manchester United Can All F@#$ Off" - I'm sorry, I don't know who did the song but it is a parody of "No Matter What" by Boyzone
Here are the picks - as always, subject to batsu game:
Group | First Place (Knockout phase) | Second Place (Knockout phase) | Third Place (Europa League) | Fourth Place (They're done) |
Group A | Benfica | Basel | CSKA Moscow | Manchester United |
Group B | Bayern Munich | Paris Saint-Germain | Celtic | Anderlecht |
Group C | Atletico Madrid | Roma | Qarabag | Chelsea |
Group D | Barcelona | Juventus | Sporting Portugal | Olympiacos |
Group E | Liverpool | Sevilla | Spartak Moscow | Maribor |
Group F | Manchester City | Shakhtar Donetsk | Feyenoord | Napoli |
Group G | Besiktas | Porto | Monaco | RB Leipzig |
Group H | Borussia Dortmund | Real Madrid | APOEL | Tottenham |
UCL Final: Barcelona over Manchester City
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