| Group | Mike's Picks | Actual Results |
| A | Basel CSKA Moscow |
Man United Basel CSKA Moscow Benfica |
| B | Bayern Munich PSG Celtic Anderlecht |
PSG Bayern Munich Celtic Anderlecht |
| C | Roma |
Roma Chelsea Atletico Madrid Qarabag |
| D | Barcelona Juventus Sporting Portugal Olympiacos |
Barcelona Juventus Sporting Portugal Olympiacos |
| E | Liverpool Sevilla Spartak Moscow Maribor |
Liverpool Sevilla Spartak Moscow Maribor |
| F | Man City Shakhtar Donetsk |
Man City Shakhtar Donetsk Napoli Feyenoord |
| G | Besiktas Porto |
Besiktas Porto RB Leipzig Monaco |
| H | Real Madrid |
Tottenham Real Madrid Borussia Dortmund APOEL |
Mike's Picks: 13/16 - the three misses were courtesy of the Twin Satans of English football as well as the Shite Half of North London.
3rd Place Finishes: 4/8
Verdict: Mike BARELY receives SAFETY!
Now, it's up to Barcelona to win the whole thing.